that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
we should paint friendship bongs
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