I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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