You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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