Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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