I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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