with your own penis?
I heard we made out
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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