GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Randomize
