We got so high we made milksteak
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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