But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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