Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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