I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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