I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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