I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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