More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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