so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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