Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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