I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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