Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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