I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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