I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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