I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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