I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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