It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Can Purell be used as lube?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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