i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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