You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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