They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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