4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
