Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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