Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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