ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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