just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.