The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's shark week go big or go home
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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