Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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