After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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