he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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