Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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