My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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