her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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