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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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