We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
return my video game
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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