I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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