so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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