...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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