my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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pray to the hookup gods
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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