do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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