On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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