Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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