Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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