question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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