i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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