who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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