He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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