Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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