____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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