Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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